Ever wanted to join the mile-high club?

Well, a new UK-based travel company, called "Wish," is offering up the chance to get down with yo[sic] bad self at 5,280 feet. For a base price of £4999($7,632.47), travelers can pay for "the most discreet pilot currently employed in British aviation" to allow travelers to "get rude at altitude," reported gadling.com.

For those thinking this is some sort of joke-it would be a bad assumption.

The couple will get complimentary chocolates, Champagne and endless sexual puns ... until you reach 5,280 feet, (a mile for you less than quick readers) when you can go at it to your heart's content. A gratis bar is included, in case you feel weird about the fact that the pilot on the other side of the door knows that you're knocking boots in the back. As is complimentary catering, but with this trip lasting only an hour ... we can't imagine you'll have time to get very hungry, according to gadling.com.

If interested in the "experience" this might be the best chance because acting on the urge to "get down" while aboard a passenger flight is extremely risky, and as wish.co.uk states:

"Doing so in economy class will likely elicit the most ferocious of frowns from fellow passengers."

"Worse, furtive trips to the bathroom with your beau can carry legal repercussions - unless your tryst is officially sanctioned."

They also make themselves available for any amenities the customers might need:

"Require silky pillows, luxurious linen with an erotically high thread count, soft lighting and scattered rose petals? We're happy to make arrangements - just ask when you contact us for your quote. Catering for two people is included, as is access to the complimentary bar."


Read more about Mile High Club Experience | Wish.co.uk